6 years ago
145960 notes

Now i’m falling asleep, and she’s calling a 

wizards2000:

ceramicsun:

crab

and he’s having a smoke

6 years ago
84527 notes

peachua:

DONT 👏🏾LISTEN 👏🏾TO 👏🏾THE 👏🏾KILLERS 👏🏾UNLESS 👏🏾U 👏🏾FALLIN 👏🏾ASLEEP 👏🏾WHILE 👏🏾SHES 👏🏾CALLIN 👋🏾A 👏🏾CAB 👏🏾AND 👏🏾HES 👏🏾HAVIN 👏🏾A 👏🏾SMOKE 👏🏾AND 👏🏾SHES 👏🏾TAKIN 👏🏾A 👏🏾DRAG

6 years ago
70395 notes

pinkiepiebones:

nicosound:

IT LOOKS LIKE A PISSED OFF LOBSTER

WELCOME TO RED LOBSTER TODAY’S SPECIAL IS GO FUCK YOURSELF

6 years ago
79363 notes

assvvipe:

other girls: floral print, a-line skirts, fuzzy sweaters, high heels.
me: crispy tortillas topped with shredded beef mince, diced tomatoes and cheddar cheese. served with salsa verde.

6 years ago
5 notes

tfw shes 

ladynikkiliza:

7 years ago
57186 notes

seriousjones:

when you walk down the aisle to kiss your wife for the first time

later that night when you get to kiss her in your PJs

7 years ago
42898 notes

saddestblogger:

saw this on the forever 21 site……i can’t believe this